There’s seriously no reason to do this unless you really like me. Or my stories. Or you’re just that bad with money. While I would really like to own some of your money, I’m sure you would like owning your money more than I would. I mean I guess I could like, say thanks a bunch. Maybe put your name in a story. Maybe.

(P.S or just send your charitable donation through Venmo [@GavinJerue] if you’re lazy like me and don’t want to put in your credit card info)